New drop / limited runWear the
Wear the
joke out
loud.
Heavyweight combed cotton, pre-shrunk, side-seamed. One design at a time, done properly — no dropshipped junk.
Drop 01
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4.2 oz ring-spun cotton, holds its shape.
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shirtfaced started with one shirt and one joke. Every design is drawn, printed and packed in small runs, so the thing you get feels like it was made by a person rather than an algorithm. When a run sells out, it's gone — we'd rather make something new than reprint forever.
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